What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
Iβll see myself out...
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Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a βwimbβ
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
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Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
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I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
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A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
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︎ Sep 19 2020
This book on Native American cooking.
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Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans
This is apache version of history I thought
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︎ Aug 30 2020
English is not my native language, please be merciful
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Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be
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Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
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︎ Aug 08 2020
US native bees have a nickname..
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?
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︎ May 11 2020
I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...
Face down in his tea pee.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and donβt feel so certain about it...
then youβre having a reservation reservation reservation.
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︎ May 02 2020
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. βWhat is the capital of Ohio?β, the teacher asks.
The native student answers βClevelandβ, much to the teacherβs chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers βItβs a bit late, but Gozaimasu!β
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︎ Dec 20 2019
When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,
I think they were Inca Hoots!
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︎ Jan 06 2020
When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...
Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.
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life for native americans was pretty "in tents"
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?
Itβs impossible to find a good Sioux chef!
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Someone asked if I was Native American...
I said, "No, why?"
"Because your beard is Apache one."
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
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TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.
They just couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
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Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
How is the best way to greet Native Americans
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Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.
Native American dad: How, hungry.
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Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?
Because they became nomads
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Why do native Americans hate snow?
It's white and settles on their land
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What did the pirate say to the Native American?
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How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?
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Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?
Because they had reservations
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