If someone gets mad at you for making Indian puns, just tell them it's not Bhavik deal
Indian Puns
Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayega😂
I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
I’ve got a friend who’s half Indian.
My parents told me today that my grandmother was Indian
What did the Indian kid say to his mother before he left the house?
My wife said she wanted an Indian appetizer.
I told her that was a naan starter.
We love Indian food
Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.
The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is
that one of them is an elephant.
My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food
But I think it's a naan issue.
I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for
I told him it’s Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied “papa dumb”
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life he’s been a naan starter.
What do you call an Indian using a karaoke machine?
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
What do you call an Indian grandma?
Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,
When I order Indian food I get to eat all of it myself.
No one else ever wants naan.
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
What did the Indian say to his mother after leaving Bombay?
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
Indian buffet
I really like Indian bread, but the buffet I went to had naan.
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
What did the British guy tell his Indian mother when he was going to leave?
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
credit(Indian Hills community)
Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?
He’s a top-notch curry-er.
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.
Guess I'm a Naan prophet.
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naan’t bad!
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
I asked my friend: How was the Indian dinner?
He said "Pretty good. Why do you ask"
"Just curry-us"
Who is the god of the Indian Ocean?
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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