title with an african country
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.
I must be going see Nile.
My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.
The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is
that one of them is an elephant.
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
I don't know if i should make a joke about an African country
My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...
We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, “Is it difficult to spot cheetahs?”
Me: No, I think they come that way.
I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.
Nickleback's latest single about fake African quadrupeds
"Look at this faux-giraffe"
I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?
An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea
My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
I said "The elephant obviously!"
What do African brain surgeons like to do in the summer
They like to go Hippo-CAMP-us
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.
Why don't Africans eat at the restaurant?
Because they always Ghana order Togo.
Did you hear what Bono did to those African kids?
It's created the U2 movement
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Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
An African woman called Betty came into the restaurant.
Asked if we had chicken? I replied, “no, black Betty It’s ham or lamb.”
What do you call an African elephant?
Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?
Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
What do Koreans and African Americans have in common?
They both like Seoul food.
What do u call it when a South African director can’t decide between two actors for a role?
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
What is Elon Musk’s Favorite African Country?
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
What’s the difference between an Indian and African Elephant?
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant...
Teacher: “What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?”
Kid: “The elephant obviously!”
What is the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
I met a North African girl the other night, and we spoke for hours.
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