Ppl ask why dad jokes are so funny, I tell them it's all about the delivery
Which is why the Dr with no arms couldn't work with pregnant women
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
Just happened. My kids are running around blowing a party noise marker. My wife's sister says " it sounds like an elephant in there"
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
Tried to dad joke my husband, he one upped me
Eating dinner he dropped his fork and asked me to get another one to which I replied, "Fork you", without missing a beat he said, "knife one."
