A lil joke for my swiss ppl out there (you have all my love)
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Ppl ask why dad jokes are so funny, I tell them it's all about the delivery
Which is why the Dr with no arms couldn't work with pregnant women
You know what drives everybody up the wall?
Elevators.
What do you call a snowman with a 6 pack?
The abdominal snowman
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
Just happened. My kids are running around blowing a party noise marker. My wife's sister says " it sounds like an elephant in there"
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
Tried to dad joke my husband, he one upped me
Eating dinner he dropped his fork and asked me to get another one to which I replied, "Fork you", without missing a beat he said, "knife one."
