What kind of tea do Brits drink when they’re depressed?

Positivi-tea!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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Maybe only us Brits will get it...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/just_boy57
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2020
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A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...

The doorman turns them back, saying β€œI’m sorry. We can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?

Wily Wanka!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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Here’s one for the Brit’s. can you tell what it is yet
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/windsa1984
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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Damn brits...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhiteMos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2018
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I dislike greedy Brits....

....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jedi1josh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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What do a fat guy and a rich Brit have in common?

They both got lots of pounds.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nbabmp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2020
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A Brit was ambushed by mice

Yesterday, two mice attacked a Brit at a pub. While one took the key to his car and ran, the other smashed his knee and ran. He was down on the ground crying and shouting 'Me key, me knee!'

Edit: changed public to pub. Fucking autocorrect :P

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vinayjrao
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2019
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How a Brit feels about the upcoming election
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/this_chucklehead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2016
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One for the Brits

My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_knox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2013
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This is for the Brits on the sub

My gran fell asleep whilst eating piri piri chicken...

...she had a cheeky nan dose!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshiverson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2016
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What do Brits think of European driving?

It's all-right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/9192631770f
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2015
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...

...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.

The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.

The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.

The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xandros91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2013
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