Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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A Norwegian fell down a canyon...

It was a Fjordian slip.

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

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I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...

I call it Norse Code

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Did you hear about the Norwegian barcodes they are putting on ships

They put them there so they can scanthenavyin

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What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?

A fjord explorer

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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?

When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...

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Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?

It’s been double crossed so many times.

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What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?

NOK NOK.

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Norwegian efficiency
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If a Norwegian robot scans a bird,

It Scandinavian

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The Norwegian currency has taken ill.

It’s got the Kroner virus.

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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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What do Norwegians say when they fall off a Fjord?

FYUCK!!!!!!!!

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Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their military vessels?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

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Hey, did y'all hear that the Norwegian Navy is putting barcodes on their ships?

Why, might you ask? It's so they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/astucker85
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What’s protocol #1 for the Norwegian military?

To Scandinavian

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Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

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My Norwegian girlfriend works at the pet store and I saw her checkout a pet bird today.

I guess you could say she Scandinavian.

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So i recently read that the Norwegian Government put bar codes on their ships. That means that when a ship comes in, they have to

Scandinavian.

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A Norwegian’s favourite car?

A fjord.

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From r/roastme she said she's 19 and Norwegian. imgur.com/VlRAOeJ
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What is a Norwegian's favorite type of chart?

A Sven diagram.

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

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Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them?

So when they come in to port, they can scan the navy in. (Scandinavian)

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Why do Norwegian boats have a barcode on the side

So they can Scan-di-navian

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Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on all their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can... Scandinavian

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Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the side?

Because when they return to port, they can.....

Scandinavian!!

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when the come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

To Scandinavian

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Wife just asked me why the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships.

So they can Scandinavian.

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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian

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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships when returning to port?

So they can Scan da Navy in

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to Port, they can Scandinavian

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes?

So that they can Scandinavian

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Why are there barcodes on the side of Norwegian ships?

So they can Scandenavian!

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