My teacher told me to stop making Canadian puns
I guess she’s having nunavut
Canadian Joke
The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver
national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat
I just heard there's a new Canadian strain of covid
People are showing up to the hospital eh-symptomatic
Why did the American pass out in a Canadian bar?
He saw an ad that read "Drink Canada Dry", so he thought he would give it a try.
what do you call a canadian who can’t do anything?
What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?
What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
Why are Canadians so good at picking out shoes?
They know what it's all a-boot. Eh.
One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
Where does a Canadian alcoholic go to get help?
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?
I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...
It really toque me by surprise!
Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars...
or they could be charged with a salt.
While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.
How are you supposed to keep Canadian bacon from curling?
You just need to take away their little brooms!
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because she’s all dressed.
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You can’t come in without a Thai.
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
What do you call a Canadian suck-up?
What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?
If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom and again when you come out.. What are you whilst you're in there?
I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.
My Canadian cousin used to be an alcoholic
He's doing better since he joined the Eh Eh
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
How did the Canadian’s come up with the name “Canada”?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said “C, eh?”
A second person said “N, eh?”
A third person said “D, eh?”
What do you call a Canadian emu?
What do you call a Canadian high schooler with diarrhea?
You may not believe that blackface happened in Canadian Politics...
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
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