European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
What do you call a rich European architect who goes bankrupt?
During the Olympics, I met a European man holding 2 large sticks.
I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"
He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
Why did the European win the race?
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
If other European countries were to leave the EU
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
Which country really controls European currency?
“Dad, do all European countries drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks “You want the smoking or non-smoking area?”
“Oh we want the hottest girls you got”
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?
What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?
Which Europeans are the best at burping contests?
My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to
So I was in a hostel playing chess with a European guy when an Aussie comes up and says...
"There's no way you'll win."
"Why?"
"Because he's Czech, mate."
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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