Maybe only us Brits will get it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_boy57
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...

The doorman turns them back, saying β€œI’m sorry. We can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?

Wily Wanka!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Here’s one for the Brit’s. can you tell what it is yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/windsa1984
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Damn brits...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteMos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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I dislike greedy Brits....

....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedi1josh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do a fat guy and a rich Brit have in common?

They both got lots of pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbabmp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Brit advocates are good Lawyers (accent!)

Liars geddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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A Brit was ambushed by mice

Yesterday, two mice attacked a Brit at a pub. While one took the key to his car and ran, the other smashed his knee and ran. He was down on the ground crying and shouting 'Me key, me knee!'

Edit: changed public to pub. Fucking autocorrect :P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinayjrao
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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How a Brit feels about the upcoming election
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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_chucklehead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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One for the Brits

My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_knox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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what do you call Queens farts? (Brits will know)

British Gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geltance
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Why did the Brits vote to leave the EU?

They didn't want to become Remainia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TenNinetythree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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This is for the Brits on the sub

My gran fell asleep whilst eating piri piri chicken...

...she had a cheeky nan dose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshiverson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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What do Brits think of European driving?

It's all-right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9192631770f
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...

...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.

The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.

The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.

The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xandros91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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