Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?
Because they drank the t.
Why do British people say theyβre βbriβishβ?
Because they drank the T
Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?
Because they drank all the tea
Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?
Because they drank it
Why do the English say they're bri ish instead of british?
Because since the incident in Boston, they've learned to hide their t.
Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?
Because he got no severance pay.
What's the sound an England drum set makes?
Bri-tish.
I am going to start a company specializing in circumcisions for the well endowed.
I've always wanted to be in big bris-ness.
A Rabbi walks into an elevator...
A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what heβs doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, βIβm here for a Bris (circumcision).β The guy then asks, βHow much do you make doing that?β The Rabbi says, βI donβt do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.β
Why is it pronounced Bri ish?
Because they drank the t.
Bri ish
Why is it pronounced Bri ish?
Because they drank the t.
Why it is pronounced bri ish?
Cuz they drank the T
Why do we pronounce it βBriβishβ?
Because we drank the tea!
British people be like: I'm bri ish
I guess they drank the t
British people be like I'm bri ish
It's because they drank the t
