The Bris Puns

A list of puns related to "The Bris"

Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?

Because they drank all the tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastBroFrenzyMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why do the English say they're bri ish instead of british?

Because since the incident in Boston, they've learned to hide their t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IbbeTheCat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?

Because he got no severance pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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A Rabbi walks into an elevator...

A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what he’s doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, β€œI’m here for a Bris (circumcision).” The guy then asks, β€œHow much do you make doing that?” The Rabbi says, β€œI don’t do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomekid915
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Bri ish

Why is it pronounced Bri ish?

Because they drank the t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Worried-Guava
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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