Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?

Because they drank the t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neona07
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Why do British people say they’re β€œbri’ish”?

Because they drank the T

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Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?

Because they drank all the tea

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Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?

Because they drank it

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Why do the English say they're bri ish instead of british?

Because since the incident in Boston, they've learned to hide their t.

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Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?

Because he got no severance pay.

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An in eresting title
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What's the sound an England drum set makes?

Bri-tish.

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What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?

de-brie

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Who’s the smallest basketball player of all time?

Kobe Bry-ant

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I am going to start a company specializing in circumcisions for the well endowed.

I've always wanted to be in big bris-ness.

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A Rabbi walks into an elevator...

A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what he’s doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, β€œI’m here for a Bris (circumcision).” The guy then asks, β€œHow much do you make doing that?” The Rabbi says, β€œI don’t do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.”

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I love french cheeses

Nothing better than summer bries

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Cheesy joke

What chesses give you wind? Bries!

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Why is it pronounced Bri ish?

Because they drank the t.

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Bri ish

Why is it pronounced Bri ish?

Because they drank the t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Worried-Guava
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Why it is pronounced bri ish?

Cuz they drank the T

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Why do we pronounce it β€œBri’ish”?

Because we drank the tea!

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British people be like: I'm bri ish

I guess they drank the t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NGBNM
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British people be like I'm bri ish

It's because they drank the t

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