One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. “What’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, “This isn’t what I meant!”
Because then it’s wrong.
Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?
Ron: No. it was Snape.
She tried to get Nick off her man.
“Maybe the real Horcruxes were the friends we made along the way.”
You cannot be Sirius.
Might be a grandpa joke
“You were supposed to be practicing expelliarmus on him, not this!”
“That’s what I did! I disarmed him!”
...was the first OP.
It’s called— Opie delivers.
Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis. The set is close and Federer has serve. His first delivery sailed wide, but his second serve clipped the net and just barely landed on the line. The umpire called a let.
Ron Paul started arguing with the chair ump, he was positive that the serve was out, resulting in a double fault.
Needless to say, Ron Paul is vehemently against the Federer Re-serve.
"I'm kind of a big wheel."
he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.