Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.

One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. β€œWhat’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, β€œThis isn’t what I meant!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:

Hello Hairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
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If you’re trying to spell the name β€œRon,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then it’s wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledore’s been in some sort of accident!

Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?

Ron: No. it was Snape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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A friend of mine told me that she tried to stop a fight between her husband and β€œthat Ron Swanson guy”.

She tried to get Nick off her man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kukienboks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Ron and Hermoine be like

β€œMaybe the real Horcruxes were the friends we made along the way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.

You cannot be Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpugh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Doesn’t matter who posts something about Mayberry, Ron Howard is the OP

Might be a grandpa joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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As Ron laid on the floor armless, they were attempting to figure out what spell he had used.

β€œYou were supposed to be practicing expelliarmus on him, not this!”

β€œThat’s what I did! I disarmed him!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frickmylifeeeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Is this Ron?

https://i.imgur.com/2qRuW9M.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ampz9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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Thanks to the Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard...

...was the first OP.

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Ron Howard has started a pizza chain exclusively for Redditors.

It’s calledβ€” Opie delivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis

Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis. The set is close and Federer has serve. His first delivery sailed wide, but his second serve clipped the net and just barely landed on the line. The umpire called a let.

Ron Paul started arguing with the chair ump, he was positive that the serve was out, resulting in a double fault.

Needless to say, Ron Paul is vehemently against the Federer Re-serve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevo31415
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2013
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What did the monster truck tell Ron Burgundy during an interview?

"I'm kind of a big wheel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePeoplesBard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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L. Ron Hubbard’s illness:

he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krieger_Saan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you
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I really hope Ron Howard does an AMA and that he promises somebody something...

...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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