Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.

One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?โ€ Ron asked. He yelled, โ€œThis isnโ€™t what I meant!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/morsodo99
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:

Hello Hairy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SonEf_Adam
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If youโ€™re trying to spell the name โ€œRon,โ€ make sure you donโ€™t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then itโ€™s wrong.

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Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledoreโ€™s been in some sort of accident!

Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?

Ron: No. it was Snape.

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A friend of mine told me that she tried to stop a fight between her husband and โ€œthat Ron Swanson guyโ€.

She tried to get Nick off her man.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kukienboks
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Ron and Hermoine be like

โ€œMaybe the real Horcruxes were the friends we made along the way.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SamTMartian
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EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.

You cannot be Sirius.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrpugh
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Doesnโ€™t matter who posts something about Mayberry, Ron Howard is the OP

Might be a grandpa joke

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As Ron laid on the floor armless, they were attempting to figure out what spell he had used.

โ€œYou were supposed to be practicing expelliarmus on him, not this!โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s what I did! I disarmed him!โ€

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Is this Ron?

https://i.imgur.com/2qRuW9M.png

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Thanks to the Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard...

...was the first OP.

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Ron Howard has started a pizza chain exclusively for Redditors.

Itโ€™s calledโ€” Opie delivers.

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Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis

Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis. The set is close and Federer has serve. His first delivery sailed wide, but his second serve clipped the net and just barely landed on the line. The umpire called a let.

Ron Paul started arguing with the chair ump, he was positive that the serve was out, resulting in a double fault.

Needless to say, Ron Paul is vehemently against the Federer Re-serve.

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What did the monster truck tell Ron Burgundy during an interview?

"I'm kind of a big wheel."

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L. Ron Hubbardโ€™s illness:

he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.

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If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you
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I really hope Ron Howard does an AMA and that he promises somebody something...

...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"

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