Ron Name Puns

Because then it’s wrong.

I am a construction manager, and a couple years ago my boss asked me to go meet a new subcontractor who we had never worked with before. When he arrived to the site he had a younger guy with him. He walks over and says "Hi, my name is Ron Anderson, and this is my son, Ron". I couldn't stop myself. I looked this stranger dead in the eye and said "Well, you know, two Ron's don't make a right!".

Neither he nor his son were amused. But they still did the work. Honestly, though, how many times in your life are you actually going to get the chance to say that. Carpe diem.

I responded with "My name's Ron"

I work for a large home improvement store in the plumbing department. Every now and then we get phone calls in asking general plumbing questions. This is how my conversation went the other day.

"Hi, thanks for calling [store name]. This is plumbing"

To which I got

"Hi, plumbing. This is Ron"

ugh.

I was selling a cellphone to a customer and asked him his name - he is an older gentleman around 70. He said his name is Ron, to which I replied, "That's my dad's name!"

He replied "Well you know what they say... Two Ron's always make a right!"

My brother drives for St John's ambulance service and had just dropped a patient in hospital when he came out with this corker..

Nurse: So what's the patients name?

Brother: Ron

Nurse: That's the second Ron we've had in today

Brother: Well you know what they say, 2 Rons don't make a right

Ron Swanson: Ron?

Ron Dunn: Ron.

Ron Swanson: Last name?

Ron Dunn: Dunn.

Ron Swanson: Is that your name, or are you telling me that you're finished talking?

Ron Dunn: Both.

Ron Swanson: Dunn . . . & done?

Ron Dunn: [chuckles]

Ron is a male's name after all.