I said, βtheyβre mostly deadβ
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Cus she never marries the best man
It was one hell of a barbecue.
"The Czechs in the mail."
It was an Otis wedding.
2B
Finally, I found my wifeβs porpoise
He got cold feet.
A new last name.
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
My new husband agrees I need to learn to spell
Theyβre inconceivable
She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.
but it's the best pub in the area, Bar Nun.
Both being from Texas, the MIL wanted something BIG and fancy. And the BTB wanted more of a traditional outdoors gathering. They couldn't even agree on what to serve their guests for dinner. As the date approached, they were barely speaking to each other.
In the end, it was a chili reception.
Better to love a short man than to never love a tall!
Martial Arts
A thinly veiled threat.
"Well, it's been a very emotional wedding folks, even the cake is in tiers!"
He wasnβt ready for kermitment.
The wedding went off without a hitch!
"Let me give you some advice for your new marriage. First, decide who will do the dishes. Because if you don't, your marriage will result in many dish-appointments."
The father of the bride had the bride and groom face each other and place his hands on hers.
"Now this is the last time you'll ever have the upper hand."
Because they never marry the best man !
