Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner

Bride: How come you never help with the dinner

Frankenstein: I did

Bride: How?

Frankenstein: I did the mash...

Bride: Don't you dare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moodsta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?

Cus she never marries the best man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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grooms bride
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....

It was one hell of a barbecue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...

"The Czechs in the mail."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Went to an artists wedding... There was the bride to be. The Groom to be. And heaps of pencils.

2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garythesnail1996
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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In this wedding, the bride is the centaur of attention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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After hours of searching, I’m happy to say I tracked down my brides beloved pet dolphin...

Finally, I found my wife’s porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/campanaconqueso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Why did the penguin leave his bride at the altar?

He got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What does a Russian bride get on her wedding day that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Ordered a male order bride today

My new husband agrees I need to learn to spell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooglyEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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The couple from Princess Bride can’t have kids

They’re inconceivable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_247
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish

She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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The pub at the end of my road only serves brides of Christ...

but it's the best pub in the area, Bar Nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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The bride-to-be and her soon-to-be mother-in-law didn't agree on much during the wedding planning

Both being from Texas, the MIL wanted something BIG and fancy. And the BTB wanted more of a traditional outdoors gathering. They couldn't even agree on what to serve their guests for dinner. As the date approached, they were barely speaking to each other.

In the end, it was a chili reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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How do you call fights between groom and bride?

Martial Arts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuju420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What do you call a dangerous bride?

A thinly veiled threat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perse95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Why did the bride marry a midget?

Better to love a short man than to never love a tall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffendedUser
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2014
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I worked at a wedding tonight and the bride's dad came out with this.

"Well, it's been a very emotional wedding folks, even the cake is in tiers!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadiatorSam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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Why did the frog leave his bride at the altar?

He wasn’t ready for kermitment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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What did they say when the bride got jilted at the altar?

The wedding went off without a hitch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emiteal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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Father of the Bride Toast this weekend

"Let me give you some advice for your new marriage. First, decide who will do the dishes. Because if you don't, your marriage will result in many dish-appointments."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTA_Stuff
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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Dad joked the bride.

The father of the bride had the bride and groom face each other and place his hands on hers.

"Now this is the last time you'll ever have the upper hand."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missmaia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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Why do brides cry at the wedding ?

Because they never marry the best man !

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