What do you call a slow-walking Jamaican guy?
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Tomorrow is Jamaican Day at work
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I'm pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.
It's always jammin', mahn.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Pikachu gets stabbed by a Jamaican man and then asks why?
The Jamaican man replies he just wanted to poke a mon.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Itβs going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday
Iβm already dreading it.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call a Jamaican man who only eats raw fish?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What is a Jamaicanβs favourite spice?
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︎ May 16 2020
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My wife got really mad at me when I told her that someone from the Jamaican Spice place was looking for her.
I said, βThe jerk store called for you.β
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︎ Jun 12 2020
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Jamaican me crave a slice π₯§
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Have you heard about Vladimir Putinβs Jamaican cousin?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What do you call an apologetic Jamaican?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What do you call the Jamaican who sat on a porcupine?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What did the confused Jamaican say to the other Jamaican before dinner?
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︎ Jul 28 2018
The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....
But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!
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︎ Mar 04 2019
What do you call a Jamaican that makes really good spaghetti?
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︎ Sep 05 2018
What is a Jamaican electricians favorite word?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
There should be a movie about a Jamaican curling team that competes in the Olympics.
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︎ Feb 11 2018
What do you ask a Jamaican chef?
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︎ Jun 10 2018
What did the Jamaican name his son?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Where do Jamaicans go when they die?
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︎ Jun 17 2015
What do you call a Jamaican restaurant that serves Japanese tuna?
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︎ May 13 2018
What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?
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︎ Oct 15 2018
What do you call a Jamaican man working at a poke salad bar?
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︎ May 16 2018
My Jamaican friend invited me to his poultry farm
The second I arrived his chickens started to attack me.
He fought them off and said, βSorry about them. Theyβre jerk chickens.β
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︎ Aug 03 2018
I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance
Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day.
And Iβm already dreading it.
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︎ May 18 2020
"Hey kids, it's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow!"
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︎ Apr 20 2017
I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.
I had to quit because it was one ting after another
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist
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