So you find the perfect Asian gal, you get up the courage to speak to her, you walk over and start small talk, you ask her name, and you find out...
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What do you call an Asian gorilla
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Found out my Asian dad doesn't like sea shanties
He only likes Ashanti, guess I'll take my leave and go
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I have an asian friend who's constantly mad
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call someone who's half African and half Asian?
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Asian girls donβt poop...
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︎ Feb 15 2020
How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What do you call racism against Asians?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they donβt have to be put down.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What's a decent Asian stereotype?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?
Because Schezwan of a kind.
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︎ May 30 2020
Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to
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︎ Mar 15 2020
My wife said we were having Asian Meatloaf for dinner
I said, "who's that? Was that the guy who sang Bat out Hanoi?"
She was so disappointed.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.
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A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
If Asian food has umami, then what does Mexican food have?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...
because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
An edible pale green seed of an Asian tree is very very angry with you for calling him a nut.
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What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?
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︎ Aug 25 2017
I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, βAre you Chris Chen?β
He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
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An Asian man got a race change...
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Did you know most Asians have cataracts?
But the others drive Lincoln
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
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︎ Jun 21 2017
What did the asian parents tell their child when they failed their test?
βYour an βAβsian not a βDβsian
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I just hired an Asian lawer...
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︎ Oct 03 2019
I was confused and lost at college, not knowing which building my classes were in. An Asian woman helped me find my way tho...
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What is an asianβs favorite body part?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
How do Asian bears cook their food?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
How to propose an asian who likes puns.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What's a decent Asian stereo type?
Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.
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My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
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