I met a man named Korean, who had dual citizenship.

The top half of his body was North Korean, while the bottom half was South Korean.

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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My best friend is Korean

He is my Seoul mate.

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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dandan_56
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/biker_philosopher
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You canโ€™t come in without a Thai.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...

"No. You can taek-won-do."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VentilatedEgg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Met a lovely korean girl....

Shes my seoulmate

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mdchris19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?

A supreme leader.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kaelp667
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...

Thereโ€™s a Taiwan.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a catchy Korean song?

A Bibim-Bop.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThatIsNotYourChild
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because theyโ€™ve got a Supreme Ruler.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Two Koreans

morning: "i don't know what sports i should pick at school!"

"well, think about it & i'll see you tonight"

night: "i haven't picked one yet"

"wow ok, indecisive much?"

"i don't know what to take"

"you should at least *take one tho* " ๐Ÿฅ‹

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hurtkopain
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I knew a Korean guy who would never stop his car

His name was Noh Pahk Ing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/math-pro
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.

I replied โ€œcan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?

Seoul food.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ForeignFlash
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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How do Korean onions greet each other?

Onion-haseyo

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My Korean friend died yesterday.

So Young...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ReluctantGoalkeeper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I can't wait for the Korean blues singer to come to town!

I hear his sound is very Seoulful and reminiscent of the 70โ€™s.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My Korean friend died this morning...

He was So Yung :โ€™(

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BadBooJuJu66
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Korean foot peels

Are food for the seoul

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/unknownamouse
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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For punny Korean GG jokes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AntekSiapa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cuank
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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If kpop is Korean pop, and jpop is Japanese pop, would Filipino pop be fpop or ppop?

Neither, itโ€™s karaoke night.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?

Kimchi Possible, obviously

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ArthurRanpo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Some American BBQ is considered soul food, whereas some Korean BBQ would be...

Seoul Food

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/evilone17
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I like Korean music

It has a lot of Seoul

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/balotelli4ballondor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do Koreans and African Americans have in common?

They both like Seoul food.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?

Crap๐Ÿ’ฉ Iโ€™m sorry

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I have a friend whoโ€™s really into Korean martial arts, heโ€™s known as Taekwonjoe
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hatcatson
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there...

...he said he couldn't complain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MacItaly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how he was...

He said he can't complain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StudiosS
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...

I pleaded, โ€œCan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Obsidi3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.

I said, โ€œCan I at least Taekwondo?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maxbergmusic
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.

He said he couldn't complain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fatandsalt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/exactchange516
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 11 2017
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was going over there.

He says he can't complain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/p_noid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Why do North Koreans draw such perfect lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/khanglikestowin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how life was going

He said, "Can't complain"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eden_the_tree
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how things were in his country currently.

He said they couldn't complain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KimJongEwww
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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