I met a man named Korean, who had dual citizenship.
The top half of his body was North Korean, while the bottom half was South Korean.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My best friend is Korean
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Fun fact: The Korean Hyundai Elantra has a Spanish name...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ May 04 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea
He said "I can't complain"
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︎ Oct 13 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Met a lovely korean girl....
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a catchy Korean song?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because theyβve got a Supreme Ruler.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Two Koreans
morning: "i don't know what sports i should pick at school!"
"well, think about it & i'll see you tonight"
night: "i haven't picked one yet"
"wow ok, indecisive much?"
"i don't know what to take"
"you should at least *take one tho* " π₯
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I knew a Korean guy who would never stop his car
His name was Noh Pahk Ing
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︎ May 28 2020
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.
I replied βcan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ Jan 27 2019
What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
How do Korean onions greet each other?
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︎ May 03 2020
My Korean friend died yesterday.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I can't wait for the Korean blues singer to come to town!
I hear his sound is very Seoulful and reminiscent of the 70βs.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
My Korean friend died this morning...
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Korean foot peels
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︎ Jan 30 2020
For punny Korean GG jokes
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
If kpop is Korean pop, and jpop is Japanese pop, would Filipino pop be fpop or ppop?
Neither, itβs karaoke night.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?
Kimchi Possible, obviously
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Some American BBQ is considered soul food, whereas some Korean BBQ would be...
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︎ Aug 19 2019
I like Korean music
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What do Koreans and African Americans have in common?
They both like Seoul food.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
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︎ May 22 2018
I have a friend whoβs really into Korean martial arts, heβs known as Taekwonjoe
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My Korean car broke down just now
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there...
...he said he couldn't complain.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how he was...
He said he can't complain.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...
I pleaded, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ May 08 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea
"I can't complain" He said.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.
I said, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler
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︎ Jul 26 2019
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
He said he couldn't complain.
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︎ Sep 17 2018
I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.
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︎ May 11 2017
I asked my North Korean friend how it was going over there.
He says he can't complain.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Why do North Koreans draw such perfect lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I asked my North Korean friend how life was going
He said, "Can't complain"
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︎ Aug 16 2019
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