A list of puns related to "Mexicans"
For Hispanic attacks
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
Carlos
There can be only Juan
Only Juan.
A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear at the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..." poof ... He disappeared without a tres!
They get all the green cards.
Moooooochas Grassyas
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled “one”, and the magician smiled, “two”, and he disappeared without a tres.
Hose A and Hose B.
Taken from dad jokes
The Juan Ahmed bandit
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
A señor citizen
He needs a change of peso.
Juan
Tequila.
They were tres passing.
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
You know, Salsa Distancing.
Hisssss-panic
I had to tell them to go away because they were tres passing
Jose
Hispanic attacks his panic attacks
I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"
Always rolling their I's instead of their R's.
Hissspanic.
TEQUILA
Hose A
what did he call his second son?
Hose B
Carlos
Carlos
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
For hispanic attacks
...he disappeared without a Très
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
Carlos
It's for Hispanic attacks
Tequila
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