Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.

Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
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I've just watched the Mexican remake of Highlander

There can be only Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnackeredParrot
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How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?

Only Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pter0phyllum
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A Mexican magician tells the audience

A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear at the count of 3.

He says "uno, dos..." poof ... He disappeared without a tres!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProductEnthu
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What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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Why shouldn't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They get all the green cards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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What so you call a old Mexican man?

A senior seniΓ΅r.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idided
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How do Mexican cows say thank you?

Moooooochas Grassyas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?

Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Did you hear about the Mexican Magician?

He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled β€œone”, and the magician smiled, β€œtwo”, and he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcookie623
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 sons?

Hose A and Hose B.

Taken from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?

The Juan Ahmed bandit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlcjoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks...

He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.

"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.

"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!"

"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I got into a fight with my Mexican neighbor and he started to make train noises while holding a gun

He said "I'm going to choo choo"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do Mexican snowmen like to eat?

Burrr-itos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPHFanEdits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call a 70 year old Mexican?

A seΓ±or citizen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qd0_0bp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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My stressed out Mexican friend is moving to a place where one can live a life of ease on 100 centavos a day...

He needs a change of peso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Juan

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Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff ?

Tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Saw 3 Mexicans in my backyard the other day.

They were tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?

There was a sign that said no tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?

You know, Salsa Distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaramelLow8561
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?

EloterΓ­a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerSHAK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?

Hisssss-panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Yesterday I saw three Mexicans in my backyard

I had to tell them to go away because they were tres passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?

SeΓ±ority

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxas1011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his son

Jose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call it when a Mexican man takes medicines for his anxiety

Hispanic attacks his panic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoynar_69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Spicy Mexican food always makes me shout.

I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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A teenage daughter is like a dyslexic Mexican

Always rolling their I's instead of their R's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3DW01F728
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do you call an angry, Mexican cat?

Hissspanic.

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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?

Burrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffijoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?

Hose A

what did he call his second son?

Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvegotabigDijk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kajroprakticar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do u call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What would call a Mexican who lost his car.

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IM_MO_Lester
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.

He says, β€œuno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
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A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He says β€œUno...Dos...” *POOF*

...he disappeared without a Très

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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a Mexican man who misplaced his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndytheMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the Mexican man push his wife of a cliff ?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethythumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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