Itβs been years since the show ended, and Iβm a little annoyed that people are still making βFriendsβ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Iβm really loving the tree puns people are posting
Theyβre just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesnβt teaks everyoneβs fancy. Iβm running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
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︎ Feb 14 2021
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why are lgbt people good at fashion?
They usually spend a long time in the closet.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I don't know why people are concluding that I am constipated.
They just keep telling me that I'm full of shit.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
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︎ Jan 12 2021
So, Iβve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I donβt buy into it.
I guess you could say that Iβm anti-biotic.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
People who celebrate Valentineβs Day are stupid
People who celebrate post Valentineβs Day are smart because you get more bang for your buck.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Everybody knows about Murphyβs Law, but far fewer people are aware of Coleβs Law
Itβs finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
More and more people are taking up horse breading as a profession
Apparently it's a very stable career choice.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Why are so many people religious about Swiss cheese?
Because itβs so Holy π€ π€
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Are you someone who has to be around people all the time?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Times are hard for people on disability benefits....
Iβve got a friend whoβs a dwarf and heβs struggling to put food on the table.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
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︎ Dec 14 2020
99.9% of people are dumb
Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people
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︎ Dec 13 2020
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My wife asked me, βAre you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?β
I said, βActually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.β
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Two people are at someone's funeral
The host asks the guest,
"Would you like to say a word?"
The guest than goes up than says,
"Bargain"
The host starts crying and says,
"That means a great deal."
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Who are the most apathetic people of Southeast Asia?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
People are usually shocked...
When they find out I'm not a good electrician
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︎ Nov 03 2020
They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.
It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.
Its's Anal isnt it.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What do you call it when people are hating on Valorant as a game?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why are so many people afraid of math?
Because itβs irrational
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︎ Dec 03 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Many people are unaware that Sherlock Holmes is based on Doctor Joseph Bell
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Jewish people are so strong
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︎ Nov 24 2020
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Where are fat people from?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I canβt believe people are still making βFriendsβ references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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︎ Dec 13 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
People who finish what they started
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︎ Sep 17 2020
There are three types of people in this world
Those that can count, and those that can't.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
There are 10 types of people
People who understand binary
And people who donβt
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︎ Nov 06 2020
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