It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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There are two types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarewonders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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People who sell meat are gross.

But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

πŸ‘︎ 55
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why are lgbt people good at fashion?

They usually spend a long time in the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onyeon125
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..

..or does it just take time to develop ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

I think that's Booleshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.

I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emblemofthecosmos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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There are 3 types of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anfs18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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People who celebrate Valentine’s Day are stupid

People who celebrate post Valentine’s Day are smart because you get more bang for your buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why are so many people religious about Swiss cheese?

Because it’s so Holy 🀠🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinsChair
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law

It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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More and more people are taking up horse breading as a profession

Apparently it's a very stable career choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moejike
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Are you someone who has to be around people all the time?

You’re not alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Times are hard for people on disability benefits....

I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I don't know why people are afraid of flying...

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information

Get it?

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightningClone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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99.9% of people are dumb

Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *

Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_OxonFaier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Who are the most apathetic people of Southeast Asia?

The Malays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWxSW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Two people are at someone's funeral

The host asks the guest, "Would you like to say a word?" The guest than goes up than says, "Bargain" The host starts crying and says, "That means a great deal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenDinaa__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My wife asked me, β€œAre you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”

I said, β€œActually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”

πŸ‘︎ 11k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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People are usually shocked...

When they find out I'm not a good electrician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nthensome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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The stakes are high people.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.

It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.

Its's Anal isnt it.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why are Northern people generally more rich?

Because there are so many snow banks around

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call it when people are hating on Valorant as a game?

Valo-Rant.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syncmaster271
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why are so many people afraid of math?

Because it’s irrational

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackoJ3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Many people are unaware that Sherlock Holmes is based on Doctor Joseph Bell

In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

πŸ‘︎ 12k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungrysamy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Jewish people are so strong

Muscle tough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-dummy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Where are fat people from?

OB city

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuS_____
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Noob_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?

anti-phở

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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People who sell meat are gross.

But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I can’t believe people are still making β€œFriends” references 15 years after the show ended.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhotdog82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
πŸ‘︎ 24
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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There are only two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backlog_Overflow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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There are three types of people in this world

Those that can count, and those that can't.

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daydrastik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
🚨︎ report
There are two types of people in this world

Those who extrapolate on incomplete data

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.

People who finish what they started

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mtaylor0812_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Are people born with photographic memories...

....Or do they take a while to develop?

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
🚨︎ report
There are 10 types of people

People who understand binary And people who don’t

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/link5ty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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People who sell meat are gross

But people who sell produce are grocer

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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People are shocked!

When they find out I’m a terrible electrician.

πŸ‘︎ 179
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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