What do you call a pregnant person in a suit of armour?
I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.
All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.
My wife told me I’ve grown as a person
Her actual word were “you’ve gotten fat”, but I know what she meant.
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license.
I'm gonna find you. You have my word.
What's the difference between a horribly dressed person on a two wheeler and a nicely dressed person on a three wheeler?
What did the tomato say to the person who was about to eat him?
I hate you from my head to-ma-toes.
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
Person to my dad “How long have you been married?”
Dad: “10 of the happiest years of my life”
(They’ve been married 43 years)
You should never bother a fat person at a buffet..
They’ve got a lot on their plate..
What do you get if you mix a dumb person with a donut?
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
Kinder Person Award goes to...
What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?
I found out today that I perfectly match the profile of the type of person who spoils their ballot paper.
I tick all the right boxes.
THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE TODAY WHO IS
If a male person bursts into laughter...
... can he then be accused of manslaughter?
What do you call a smart gay person?
The person who invented Russian roulette
Every person you have ever met..
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
Person 1: “Will you follow me?”
Person 2: “No I’m gonna follow sleep.”
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
What does a dead person do to lose weight?
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
I just found out that Einstein was a real person...
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.
TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.
This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.
I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
I'm not a dog person or a cat person. I'm both.
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
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