Kids today don't get my references to the greats of classic comedy like Groucho, Harpo and Chico

I give them high Marx if they do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4-8Newday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I was born at a very young age.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazzman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Time flies when you’re having fun...

Measure spiders when you’re not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuumur
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Are you smart? Then tell me. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to repair the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemaleHypnotist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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I am a socialist and I like old comedy

I guess I could be called a Groucho Marxist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primes4Life
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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One of my Dad's more popular jokes.

I shot an elephant in my underwear the other day. I have no idea how it got in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreamyGoodness90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Man's Best Friend.

From Groucho. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grampsneff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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