A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
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︎ Nov 12 2013
(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
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︎ Jun 10 2014
We have achieved world peas
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How tall is the world's smallest grandmother ?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I would make the argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the world
But it would probably be full of holes
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Where do you find the nicest children in the world?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
There are 3 types of people in this world...
Those who are good at math, and those who are bad at math.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Who is the most elusive man in the world?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
the rest of the world gradually contracted coronavirus. china got it right off the bat.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
The world has run out of 9s...
...because seven ate nine (789).
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What's the biggest moth in the world?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What's the most hated vegetable in the world?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I'm not brave enough to discover new things in the real world, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead.
Sadly even that was to Edge-y for me!
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︎ Jun 20 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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︎ Jul 08 2020
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My little sister came to my room with a lighbulb in her mouth. I asked her "what in the world are you doing?"
She said "I'm having a light snack."
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︎ Jun 20 2020
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
TIFU by boarding the wrong ship and almost starting World War III
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︎ Jul 08 2020
They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Have you heard about how the world is apparently running out of helium?
Lies.
All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
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︎ May 11 2020
Before I tucked my son into bed, I told him how proud I am of him, and that he is the second best son in the world.
Him: second best?
Me: yeah, I'm still the best son. But you're doing great, too.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Have you heard about the new game getting released? Itβs AI is 20 years ahead of itβs time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. Itβs called:
Go outside and ride your bike
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︎ Jun 25 2020
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What is the friendliest bean in the world?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I want to get myself in the guinness world records for the oldest man alive, but it's taking me a long time
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I tried looking at the world through rose colored glasses
Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...
Thatβs when I finally realized Iβm colorblind
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What is the most sexual object in the world?
A door, because it wont stop banging the frame.
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︎ May 25 2020
This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
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︎ Jan 05 2020
How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
The worldβs worst impressionist walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, βWhy the wrong face?β
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I asked my friend who is a major in Geology, what is the most expensive rock in the world?
He replied Dwayne Johnson
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︎ Jun 28 2020
A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished sheβd travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
La-da-da-da La-da-da-da Hellmo's World!
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︎ May 25 2020
I love the way the world spins
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
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︎ Jun 01 2020
There are 10 different people in this world
Those who know binary numbers, and those who don't know binary numbers.
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︎ May 07 2020
I own the world worst theasaurous. Not only is it awful...
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︎ May 06 2020
Ever dream of a world where desserts are endless?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday -
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I proclaimed to my wife that the world does not revolve around our little girl. Perturbed, she shot back, "Why on Earth would you ever say that!?" I explained, "Well, it's really quite simple you see, she's our daughter..."
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︎ May 16 2020
let me tell you the twitter handle of a horror company out of this world
@mustfear
edit : thisnisna dad joke. not intended as an actual twitter handle search.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I've never lost a World Series finals.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
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︎ May 25 2020
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
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︎ May 26 2020
There are 2 types of people in this world:
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ May 16 2020
How do you estimate the amounts of dogs in the world precisely?
You can't. You have to do it ruffly.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I am world renowned for my etchings!
I make quite the impression.
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︎ May 25 2020
Did you hear the story about a glass of milk that saved the world once?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?
All the fans are at home.
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︎ May 23 2020
I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.
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︎ May 28 2020
I was going to buy the world's most haunted house. I toured it, but it seemed like a normal house...
Nothing jumped out at me.
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︎ May 05 2020
The world has always been a horrible place
We just all have 20/20 vision to witness it this year.
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︎ May 28 2020
What shows the beauties of the world, but when you look at it, it shows the horrors?
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︎ May 04 2020
Did you hear? Thereβs going to be a movie about the best shoes in the world!
Itβs going to be a feeture film!
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︎ May 25 2020
Hey, if the world didn't suck...
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︎ May 20 2020
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. π
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Why is the world technology driven?
Because God wanted us to live in E-den.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
So i made this during the 2014 world cup, and thank God Germany won
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What is the worlds lightest fluid?
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︎ May 14 2020
Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world
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︎ May 15 2020
This morning I asked my wife like a reporter, "The world wants to know, what it's like being married to the funniest man alive?"
She said, "Meh."
So I immediately said, "You heard it here, folks, it's a meh zing."
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︎ May 17 2020
Everything in the world is easier said than done
Unless you have a speech impediment
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︎ Apr 27 2020
How to solve world peace
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Itβs hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world is going bananas.
So I made banana bread instead.
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︎ May 03 2020
In this world there are two types of people:
people that finish sentences and...
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︎ Apr 11 2020
World Health
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
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︎ May 06 2020
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Did you know that rabbits make the best beer in the world?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Whatβs the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ May 25 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ May 23 2020
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
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︎ May 05 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs canβt transmit corona virus and therefore dogs donβt need to be quarantined anymore.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
There are two types of people in this world
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︎ Apr 22 2020
With so many sporting events being cancelled theyβre having to televise the World Origami Championship...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
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