What is every dad’s least favorite country music song?

Every Light In The House (IS ON!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsagoodpint
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Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?

Dolly Pardon.

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Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
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Friend: I love country music

Me: o.O??? ... Which country?

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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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What do you get when you cross elves with country music?

Shannara Twain

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When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...

It's poultry in motion!

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Why does Pepsi never promote Country music?

Because it’s not Pop.

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If Keith Urban loves country music so much ...

Why doesn't he change his name to Keith Rural?

(From "The Glass House" TV series compendium book.)

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It’s weird that Keith Urban sings country music. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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I angered some country music fans while driving from Lake City to Valdosta

Apparently I had crossed the Florida Georgia Line

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I have an Australian cattle dog I named after a country music diva.

She’s my Faith Heeler.

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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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I've been searching in this map for the past hour...

And I can't seem to find country music.

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Hello...
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I am my father's son.

I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"

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...and then I Kenny Rogered her.

I was talking about music with a friend, when this bit of conversation happened:

Her: I really don't like country music.

Me: How come?

Her: I don't know. It just gives me the creeps.

Me: So, you could say it gives you the Willie Nelsons?

Her: ...

Her: You're horrible.

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Dad Joke on the road

Driving down the freeway with my sisters in the car.

I asked, "Hey, you guys like Country music, right?"

"Yes," they responded.

"Good, because we just happen to be driving behind..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avast7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Gym Music

Driving from NY to North Carolina. Listening to rock and electronic music.

Mom: This is perfect gym music.

Dad: Jim? He likes country better.

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What do you get when you combine country and rap music?

Crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trazom28
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What genre are national anthems?

Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupanath97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Technically all national anthems

Are country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3athsdoor1
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What genre of music are national anthems?

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTheSovietUnion
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They should rename national anthems to...

...Country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Gay99
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Technically all national anthems are...

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourstangecousin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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All national anthems

Are country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rich-hunt
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What genre of music are national anthems?

Country

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