A list of puns related to "Johnny Cash"
It will be a very sad day when Kevin Bacon dies.
For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away
Guest: "What's your secret?"
Cash: "We go in the yard"
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
Just to watch him dye.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed
I just read that Mariah Carey has been has been selected to play with Johnny Cash on his Resurrection Tour. There won't be an opening act, so it'll be only Cash n Carey.
We have her parents in town visiting, we also live about a mile from Johnny Cash's old house that burnt down some time ago. My wife was telling her mother about the house and how we could go take a look at it from our boat, she called to me in the back room and asked "Hunny, do you know how Johnny Cash's house burnt down?"
Without a seconds hesitation I yelled back "It was a fire".
I was proud of myself.
Johnny Cash
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