Twenty years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope.

It will be a very sad day when Kevin Bacon dies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wimpykidfan37
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A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...

For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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One I heard on the Johnny Cash show: "My wife and I haven't had a single fight in our house"

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Youngblood519
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2017
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Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dandehmand
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So, if I make all my money vending condoms - do I get paid in Johnny Cash?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kantina
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Why did Johnny Cash hire a man to make him tie dye shirts?

Just to watch him dye.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zoolilba
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I saw a cowboy chasing Johnny cash across Arizona, this is all I had to say

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Continuum_Gaming
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Guilty!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emrosto0l
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Resurrection tour

I just read that Mariah Carey has been has been selected to play with Johnny Cash on his Resurrection Tour. There won't be an opening act, so it'll be only Cash n Carey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chichm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2020
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I dad joked my wife hard last night.

We have her parents in town visiting, we also live about a mile from Johnny Cash's old house that burnt down some time ago. My wife was telling her mother about the house and how we could go take a look at it from our boat, she called to me in the back room and asked "Hunny, do you know how Johnny Cash's house burnt down?"

Without a seconds hesitation I yelled back "It was a fire".

I was proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tonguejack-a-shitbox
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2014
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β€œNo, I don’t have Apple Pay!”
  • Johnny Cash
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call money spent on a pay toilet?

Johnny Cash

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