Johnny Cash Puns

A list of puns related to "Johnny Cash"

A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...

For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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One I heard on the Johnny Cash show: "My wife and I haven't had a single fight in our house"

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

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👤︎ u/Youngblood519
📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

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👤︎ u/dandehmand
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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So, if I make all my money vending condoms - do I get paid in Johnny Cash?
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👤︎ u/Kantina
📅︎ Apr 28 2016
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Why did Johnny Cash hire a man to make him tie dye shirts?

Just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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I saw a cowboy chasing Johnny cash across Arizona, this is all I had to say

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed

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👤︎ u/Continuum_Gaming
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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Guilty!
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👤︎ u/emrosto0l
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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Resurrection tour

I just read that Mariah Carey has been has been selected to play with Johnny Cash on his Resurrection Tour. There won't be an opening act, so it'll be only Cash n Carey.

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👤︎ u/chichm
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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I dad joked my wife hard last night.

We have her parents in town visiting, we also live about a mile from Johnny Cash's old house that burnt down some time ago. My wife was telling her mother about the house and how we could go take a look at it from our boat, she called to me in the back room and asked "Hunny, do you know how Johnny Cash's house burnt down?"

Without a seconds hesitation I yelled back "It was a fire".

I was proud of myself.

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👤︎ u/tonguejack-a-shitbox
📅︎ May 24 2014
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“No, I don’t have Apple Pay!”
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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call money spent on a pay toilet?

Johnny Cash

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👤︎ u/LenZefflin21
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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