I don't know if i should make a joke about an African country

But i'm Ghana do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeclothmoney
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A typical "school" joke in my country, when a teacher was checking the attendance in the class:

"Who's not here, please raise your hand."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
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Someone went too far with a dad joke and named an entire country Hungry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_Ducks_Dock
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How many countries do you need to make a joke?

A Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dangerous_Cap
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My co-worker just related to me a story about how her high school cross country team used to re-tell the same joke over and over through out the year.

I asked her if it was a running joke...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jofax88
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What's the best Soviet bloc country to make a joke in?

Chuckleslovakia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoSomaliPirates
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khatsos
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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painfool
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I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...

...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, ...

an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops the

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainz4Dayz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What genre are national anthems?

Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupanath97
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What do you call a country of lazy people?

The Procrastination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
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Oman! You’re about to read some terrible stuff.

β€œI live in Spain without the β€˜s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the β€œBah”.

  1. I have a double China without the β€œa”.

  2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the β€œan”.

  3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

  4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the β€œJ”.

  5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the β€œKu”.

  6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

  7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the β€œNe”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the β€œDen”, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anipanreads
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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, β€œHa! That’s not going to help!”

β€œSure, it does.” I said. β€œIt’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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All countries got Coronavirus...
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Got dad joked at a wedding that was held at a golf and country club

My fiance's uncle disappeared for a couple hours after the ceremony. He walks into the reception with two golf tees in his hand and says to anyone who will listen,

"they tell me I'm a tease"

while holding up the two tees.

He spent at least an hour looking for two golf tees just so he could make that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady_S_87
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Why is 19 afraid of 20

Because they got in a fight once and 21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agfwouldbecool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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People in Athens hate getting up early

Because Dawn is tough on Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."

I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen

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Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a bee from America?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetusAFeetus
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I was captured by ISIS after Iran away

Now all I’m China do is to survive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamgej
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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You can actually tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water.

If they float, they're boy ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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How'd I get from Iraq to Pakistan?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
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I can't believe my dad got me with this one today.

Me and my dad drive past a graveyard
Dad: You know why I can't be buried there?
Me: Why?
Dad: Cause I'm alive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtletorturer
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length…

Must be some kind of milestone…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoutsOut389
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I was out playing Pokemon with my fiance when I approached a group of teens with their phones out. "Hey, I'm looking for my friend Amal..."

"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."

My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BriansBalloons
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My mom teased my dad, he didn't get a sandwhich after his reply.

My mom teased my dad by calling him gay. This is how my Dad retaliated.

Dad: your ex boyfriend was hot .

Mom: which one?

Dad: Me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAEInferno
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What do you call the border of Finland ?

The Finnish line πŸƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactical_Wolf
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Is "Africa" by Toto a country song?

No, it's a continent song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicholas_caged
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What do grades look like?

Mom talking to my brother: "What do your grades look like?"

Me: "Letters."

Hear dad laugh from the kitchen.

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Did you hear how the named Canada? Someone was pulling letters out of a hat...

"C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
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My SO's Dad every time an ambulance speeds past

He'll never sell ice cream going that fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larapooh
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What's a 1-legged person's favorite restaurant?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
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Why is it so hard to call someone in China?

The country’s so full of Wings and Wongs that every time you Wing you get the Wong number.

Edit: I do not mean to offend anyone here. Just making a joke that I found in a Roald Dahl book.

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A girl posted this with the title "Daddy's got jokes." Yes, yes he does.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralGBO
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Beautiful dad joke delivery on Australian national TV last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSf00ewCiko&feature=youtu.be&t=180

Includes all the important aspects of a good dad joke:

  • Innocent setup by unsuspecting teammate
  • Perfect delivery of terrible dad joke
  • High five from another shameless dad nearby
  • Look of severe disapproval from contest judge who can't believe you just did that in front of your entire country
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πŸ‘€︎ u/p-hodge
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John started working in a color pigment company...

John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced color pigments. John was placed in the 'Pink Pigment' department which was incidentally between the 'Red Pigment' and 'White Pigment' departments. He was really good at his job and was constantly praised for the great work he produced.

However after a month or so, John found that a number of his work was being duplicated and mailed to almost all of his customers. Worse of all, instead of a proper note commenting on the color pigment properties, these duplicated products were accompanied with rather bad puns and jokes. One repeating joke which irritated him the most was: 'What do you call a country with only pink cars? A pink car-nation.'

Upset, he went to his manager to complain about the problem. After listening to John, his manager said, "Oh boy, looks like I need to talk to the manager of the 'Red Pigment' department again. This is not the first time that it has happened. Those Red-editors in that department love to copy and repost other people's original work as their own."
John then asked, "How are you so sure that it was them who are responsible?"
His manager replied, "Well, you can be certain that it is them as they always love jokes or puns especially in the comment section."

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