Told my friend I had been studying to become a ninja. He asked if I could hit a bullseye with my throwing star.
I said Shuriken.
Bullseye!
I was in a hunting store with my dad and there was a pretty nice sale on some bows there. I was chit-chatting with the cashier and said, "Man, these sales are making me quiver." The cashier thought it was the funniest thing ever :D
Found out Iām allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...
They always make me throw up
Thought about picking up Archery
But I heard it has some drawbacks.
Dad joked my roommate this morning
Me: "I'm going to Target, want anything?"
Roommate: "I'm good, what are you getting?"
Me: "a bullseye"
Roommate: "that was terrible dude."
I leave laughing my butt off while he's rolls his eyes.
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