Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.

Cute? It’s a Dory ball!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibarak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Some people won't ever believe the Earth is spherical...

They flat-out deny the possibility!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What do you call a spherical cow?

Utterly pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackalsclaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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My dad would make a great genie.

Me: I wish I could teleport. Dad: What would you tell it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gttdd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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When I found out that little sphere stones have gone missing,

I lost my marbles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Two NASA engineers were arguing...

Two NASA engineers were arguing over the feasibility of building a high tech satellite that could see everything, anywhere in the galaxy, by orbiting a spherical lens around a mirrored device at various ranges of orbit. An application controlling the length of the O-Range (range of orbit) would pull the lens in, then release it, and centripetal force would pull it out again. The length of the "app pull", the distance the application would pull the lens back from orbit, had to be precise to ensure proper visibility at all times.

One of the scientists argued that the math to ensure total visibility at all times did not work. Eventually, they brought in another scientist to settle the argument. After several moments reviewing the math the two scientists had done on the board, their colleague spoke out.

"It's so obvious why you two cannot come to a conclusion," he said, "you're comparing app pulls to o-ranges!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do a bad apple and a rotten tomato have in common?

They're both spherical fruits with poor temperaments. Duh.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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My Physical Chemistry professor dadjoked the entire class today.

So he's lecturing about the Schrodinger equations and rotational motion of particles, and how it could be easier to find a solution to the equation if the spherical coordinate system was used. He explains how the system works, and then says while clicking to the next powerpoint slide:

"Let's look at a real world example."

Cue a picture of a satellite image of Earth on the next slide and groans from all of the class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitmonleeroy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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