Cylindrical Puns

A list of puns related to "Cylindrical"

Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory

Because it was her dowelry.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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👤︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What do you call a cylindrical container full of clowns rolling down the hill?

A barrel of laughs.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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My Dad would point to a cylindrical building we live by and say "A man went crazy in there."

Couldn't find a corner to pee in.

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👤︎ u/JohnJTaylor
📅︎ May 11 2016
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Local hardware store had a workshop on drills and drill bits.

Talk about boring!

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👤︎ u/GoGators2
📅︎ Apr 09 2016
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So my friend, dad of 3, always sends me jokes. But he's not giving me the answer to this one. I figured the dad community might be able to help me with this one.

A man is trapped in a cylindrical room, 8 feet in diameter, 10 feet high and no ceiling. He's out in the middle of Arabian desert where no one can hear him...how does he escape?

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👤︎ u/PatrickJamesYu
📅︎ Jul 30 2016
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Driving through Iowa...

Silence as we pass fields and fields of crops with hay all tied up into nice cylindrical bundles when my dad says, "Huh... How's a cow supposed to get a square meal around here?"

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👤︎ u/nivekd
📅︎ May 21 2014
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