I identify as an elongated fish. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logosnotmythos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do you call an elongated fish with excellent manners?

...Genteel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogiWan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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If Elon Musk ever had a sex scandal, Elongate would actually be a perfect name for it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kefasa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.

Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.

It's called Elongates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketPapa22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?

Elongate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatyougoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.

So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/15_Redstones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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To call the whole Elon Musk controversy β€œElon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I hope Elon Musk doesn't become involved in a scandal ...

ElonGate would be really drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call Elon Musk standing between Bill and Melinda Gates?

ElonGated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCS3L
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do you call a gate for a really high wall?

Elongated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal

Elongate is really a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_mach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together

You could technically say the design was ElonGated

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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If Elon Musk and Bill Gates put their genes into a baby, the baby would get longer...

The baby will elongate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan_Roberts123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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What do you call a very long gated yard owned by Elon Musk?

An ElonGated yard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stouthelm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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If a scandal conspired involving Musk getting bigger?

Elongate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Dad dropped this one on me back in '77.

We were driving down a Texas road late at night in my Dads' 72 Pontiac Grand Prix when a bug spalts on the windshield. The kind that makes a thud and leaves a two inch puddle of elongated goo. Without turning his attention from the road my Dad asked:

"You know what the last thing was to go through that bugs mind ?"

Suddenly, expecting some philosophical insight my father had into death I quietly asked "What?"

My Dad takes a drag on his Winston, exhales, and still never looking away from the road says: "His ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zandt88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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If Elon Musk is involved in a scandal, would it be called ElonGate?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/napalm_roolz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.

Elongate would really stretch on.

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