What did the car say to the UK roundabout?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonnieblack100
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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How do you divide a roundabout?

Intersections

Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/old_man_browsing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Much to my surprise they added a roundabout on my route to work.

It really threw me for a loop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahatg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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For a long time, I’ve been trying to figure out roundabouts...

It just feels like I’m going in circles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My friend asked, "Why do you always say things in a roundabout way?"

I replied, "Third exit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I told my girlfriend to go straight at a roundabout...

She says "I can't," with a stupid smirk on her face.

It took me a few seconds of me arguing otherwise until I realized I had been dad joked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xfactor281
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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I went to the park the other day...

I went on the swings, they were fun, I went on the roundabout, that was fun. But when I went on the slide, it all went downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UntamablePig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Pointless...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerquix18
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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They took down the traffic lights in my town

They sure have a roundabout way of doing things. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer...

.... It was a dead end job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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I didn't understand my friend telling me the difference between a rotary and a traffic circle...

It was a roundabout explanation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atigges
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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As a traffic planner I was asked how and where I intended to improve flow through intersections. I pointed on the map and said,

"Roundabout here."

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Practical jokes for the car

These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:

  1. Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.

  2. On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)

  3. Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.

Any other stories you guys have?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yes_oui_si_ja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Feel sorry for gay people using Google maps

In roundabouts they are told to continue straight...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursixx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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