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Intersections
Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.
It really threw me for a loop.
It just feels like I’m going in circles.
I replied, "Third exit."
She says "I can't," with a stupid smirk on her face.
It took me a few seconds of me arguing otherwise until I realized I had been dad joked.
I went on the swings, they were fun, I went on the roundabout, that was fun. But when I went on the slide, it all went downhill from there.
They sure have a roundabout way of doing things. 🤦🏻♂️
.... It was a dead end job.
It was a roundabout explanation.
"Roundabout here."
These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:
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Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.
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On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)
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Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.
Any other stories you guys have?
