Merry Go Round Puns

A list of puns related to "Merry Go Round"

I told my wife I dreamt I was a merry-go-round.

She told me to stop running in circles.

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👤︎ u/MsMash29
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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My brother spun me so fast on the merry-go-round I got too dizzy to return the favour

#FirstWhirledProblems

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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I was talking to a guy that builds rides in theme parks.

"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.

He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?

Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Our kids climbed on horses behind us

on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

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👤︎ u/psgrue
📅︎ Nov 12 2015
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