Carousel Puns

A list of puns related to "Carousel"

I caught a cold near the carousel

I heard there was something going around.

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👤︎ u/pathrado
📅︎ May 03 2021
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Someone has collapsed on the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport today

Medics at the scene have said " they are coming round slowly "

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👤︎ u/2canVANdam
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.

It was ....the worst case scenario.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a carousel made out of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Normally if I have a problem, I like to go and think about it on the local carousel.

It usually helps, but I feel like I’m going around in circles

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👤︎ u/rheatley91
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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If a midget rides on a carousel...

is it a midget spinner?

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👤︎ u/CloudDrop
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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My friend feinted on a carousel.

It’s OK though. He’s coming back round.

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👤︎ u/CJCKit
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call a carousel filled with midgets?

A midget spinner

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👤︎ u/Th3_Sl0th
📅︎ Oct 27 2017
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Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?

Carousel

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👤︎ u/drumsXgaming
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Our kids climbed on horses behind us

on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

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👤︎ u/psgrue
📅︎ Nov 12 2015
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