Who built the round table for King Arthur?

Sir Cumference

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How often do pirate attacks occur?
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Musicians say if the world isn't round

It would B flat.

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A farmer said to me β€œI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”

I said sure. 70.

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This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...

He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.

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I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance πŸ˜‚ I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges

It was kinda pointless...

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I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!

Turns out they’ve got loads of them!

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Round of applause indeed
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Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)

Because he's got a hole in one.

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What's the name of a knight of the round table?

Sir Cole.

β—―

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A Vicious circle

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...

He made a lovely job of the landing!

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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

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Took me many rounds to get this image
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My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.

I told her she would roux the day.

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The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
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Before we go to bed, my wife always recites the members of the round table..

Knight after Knight.

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What's white, round and giggles?

A tickled onion.

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I tried to convince one of my co workers to buy the first round of drinks after our shift...

He said no, but it was worth a shot.

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The hottest place in a room is the corners.

It's 90Β°.

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Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

β€œI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize

β€œI shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference

β€œWe shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf

β€œI was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render

β€œI was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real

β€œI was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis

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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.

I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."

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How do you steal a sweater?

You Jacket

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Aaah yess sire,
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Just another joke making rounds in the Office
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My wife and I were stuck in traffic, and I said, β€œI’m turning round”.

She said, β€œStop eating so many burgers then”.

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The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
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I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, β€œwhy is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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You win this round cheese
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The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas

If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a β€œteethbrush”

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What's black and white and goes round and round ?

A penguin in a revolving door

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If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.

If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.

It would be the herd shot ’round the world.

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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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Which knight invented the round table?

Sir Cumference

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Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference.

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Who invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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The roundest knight at the round table

was Sir Cumference

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