This is not a capital pun!
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
What is the capital city of islamophobes?
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
I was going to make a joke about capital punishment
But I wasn't sure how to execute it
Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?
Because he hated capitalism
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
What is capital city of universe
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
What starts with…
What starts with’W’ and ends with ‘T’, it really does!
Company password
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
Why do communists only write in lowercase?
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin
Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is always Dublin
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?
Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
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