This is not a capital pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do we give an incessantly joking father?

capital pun-ishment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoedle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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CAPITALISM

Lowercaseism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0ngueup
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?

Because they make romantics.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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get it? get it? get it?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What is the capital city of islamophobes?

Islam bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jujumusk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.

It's kinda hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I was going to make a joke about capital punishment

But I wasn't sure how to execute it

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?

Because he hated capitalism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.

I need a Plan B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad

would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PedroHicko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.

He replied 'Le long way'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What starts with…

What starts with’W’ and ends with β€˜T’, it really does!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cab10000
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Company password

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"

When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsAndIT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why do communists only write in lowercase?

They hate Capitalism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisprime1984
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...

the lowercases ._.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin

Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palloran
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.

Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type

The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAverageSJW
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajikiwolfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Because their capital is always Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?

I guess shift happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital

I suppose they really like D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?

Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishblackfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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