Police Car Puns

A list of puns related to "Police Car"

A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police is working tirelessly to catch him.

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👤︎ u/Buffunder
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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I answered the door today and a police officer said "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been in a car accident."

I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars

They’ve been working tirelessly to find him

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👤︎ u/itsaustinjones
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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If you see this car, ring the police. It is stollen.
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👤︎ u/MisterEd_ak
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.

I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...

They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Why are people drawn to police cars?

Because of the Siren.

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👤︎ u/Princess-Nik
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"

Miner: "mine"

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👤︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What sound do police cars make in Mario World?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U

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👤︎ u/Gahdow
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you guys hear there's a theif going around stealing police cars tires?

Police are working tirelessly trying to find them.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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The police can't trust car chassis makers as witnesses.

They tend to frame people.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ May 03 2019
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What you call a potato and an ear of corn driving a police car?

Starchy and Husk

Edit: I thought this one up in the shower this morning and originally posted it on r/jokes but I realized this is the optimal place to put it.

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👤︎ u/AlucardNoir
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.

I got arrested for flipping him the bird.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...

When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"

Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"

I answered, that I didn't.

She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"

I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."

Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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A man was giggling in a police car on the way to the station. What crime did he commit?

Manslaughter.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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Every time a police car passes with the sirens on

Dad: He's not going to sell many ice creams going at that speed!

cringeee

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👤︎ u/GetVexed
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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Walking around London with my parents when we see a police car fly by with the sirens blaring...

Dad: He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed

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👤︎ u/BoShankin
📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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A guy sets a world record for farting in a police car the most amount of times in a row. What else did he set?

A criminal record.

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👤︎ u/dusterbusterv1
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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A man has been stealing police car tires

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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👤︎ u/ismailumair90
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Someone stole the tires off a police car

They’re working tirelessly to catch them

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👤︎ u/jerryattrix
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Man seen stealing police car wheels.

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars

Police are working tirelessly to catch him

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 07 2020
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BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.

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👤︎ u/The-Real-Legend-72
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars

The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!

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👤︎ u/LucaTheDevilCat
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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A man has been stealing wheels of police cars

The police have been working tirelessly to catch him

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👤︎ u/seidcafezinho
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.

Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.

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👤︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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A man is stealing tires from police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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👤︎ u/MetalHybrid
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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A man steals the tires of a police car

The policemen are working tirelessly to get him

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👤︎ u/Redditermination
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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👤︎ u/hemanth1797
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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A man stole the wheels of a police car

Police are working tirelessly to find him

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👤︎ u/ExpiredDisk
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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Did you hear about the guy stealing police car tires?

They are working tirelessly to catch him!

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👤︎ u/razorbeets
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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A criminal is wanted for stealing wheels off police cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him

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👤︎ u/mattxfish
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.

The cops are working on it tirelessly.

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👤︎ u/Rathabro
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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I heard on the news there was a guy in town stealing the wheels off police cars

The cops are working tirelessly to catch him (Got it from r/memes)

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👤︎ u/12thNazgul
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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👤︎ u/Albie227
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?

His answer: Mine.

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👤︎ u/Sebakira
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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Police caught two teenagers playing with firecrackers and a car battery

One was let off and the other one was charged

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👤︎ u/BadPuppyZA
📅︎ May 21 2019
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
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👤︎ u/CheapCursor
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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