Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Portland police are claiming protesters have blown up the courthouse toilets...

Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time

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📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Courthouse
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👤︎ u/ggfchl
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Some people in my town were protesting by transplanting the courthouse lawn...

It was a grassroots movement.

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📅︎ May 10 2020
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When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...

It was in tenths.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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I found out where the new courthouse is being built ...

Do you think this is grounds for legal action?

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📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why do judges have to bring beverages to the courthouse cafeteria

Because just ice is served

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👤︎ u/oyohval
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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I'm planning to open a coffee house near the family courthouse.

I'm going to call it 'Grounds for a Divorce.'

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📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Finally Pulled One Off in the Wild

Just happened on my walk break.

I was taking a stroll downtown and walked by the county courthouse building. I noticed there was an employee (had a county badge) standing outside on the sidewalk and holding a wall clock. I knew what I had to do. I walked up and asked, "Do you happen to have the time?"

One of my proudest moments, although I'm a faux-pa myself. He enjoyed it too.

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👤︎ u/darthservo
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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So there are these twins in my calculus class...

So in my calculus class last year in math, there were these two Chinese twins. Ving, and Ling. Ving was always super cool with me. In exchange for answers (he was super smart) I would hang out with him and be his friend and stuff. After I cheated off of him and studied with him though, I did get to be his friend and we got very close.

His sister, Ling, was always uptight about school and she made sure to study, she got stressed about a B, etc. One day I was hanging out with Ving, and we started talking about names. He went off on this huge rant about how he hated his, and how he wanted to change it to something more Asian-American, like Lee. I told him that the Courthouse downtown had a form that you could fill to legally change it. He told me: "I always give you answers. If you could just drive me down to the courthouse this one time, I will never forget you. I just hate this god-forsaken Chinese name and I want to get rid of it forever."

He seemed pretty adamant about it, so I decided the best decision would be to take him. We walked out to my car, and right as I put the keys in the ignition Ling came running and tapped on the car door like a madman. I rolled it down and she started freaking out about how Ving's name had been passed down through generations and generations, but Ving didn't care. He just wanted to go down to the Courthouse and get it over with.

Ling figured that coming with would be the best idea, so if anything else came up that she would be needed for, she would be there for Ving. Honestly, I felt stuck in the middle of a family feud, so I just took her along. When we got to the Courthouse, Ving confidently walked up to the front desk and asked the receptionist if he could change his name. She gave him a little packet of paper and told him to sit down. Ling and I waited patiently while Ving filled out his info. I was watching him fill it out and I noticed he really did want to change his name to Lee.

Before he finished, though, he started tearing up. He told me he couldn't change his name. He asked the lady at the front that he couldn't do it, and she told him he would need twenty dollars to cancel the request. Ling was so relieved and happy that he changed his mind, she dug through her purse, found the money, and started to hand it to the receptionist.

It was at this moment that the most stereotypical Asian man burst through the doors. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a visor, American flag shorts, flip flops, everything. This

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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Told my dad I had to kill some time this morning...

Was driving with my dad and sister. I was going to get dropped off downtown, my sister and dad were going to the courthouse. I had to meet somebody but was very early. This is the conversation.

Me: Man, I'm going to have to kill a lot of time this morning.

Dad: Why? What has time ever done to you?

Me: oh god...

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👤︎ u/firelash
📅︎ May 12 2015
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Didn't see this one coming

The whole family is sitting at the dinner table having Chinese food when my dad asks: "What does a Courthouse officer says?" we all look confused at him... He answer himself with a big smile "Please rice"

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👤︎ u/beltoft
📅︎ Jun 18 2014
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Dad dropped this one while driving through our town.

Me: "Hey dad is the old courthouse made of granite?"

Dad: "I dont know, but we definitely take it for granite"

Yuk yuk yuk

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📅︎ Nov 29 2013
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Do I like making courthouse puns?

Guilty!

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👤︎ u/Agonist85
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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I do enjoy making courthouse puns

Guilty

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📅︎ May 05 2019
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty.

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👤︎ u/Reg182
📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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