Tennis court Puns

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She drew the layout, and each side had four courts. She said, "We're going to have the courts like, this: a court here, a court here-" Then my dad says, "So, if you have four quarts, will you have a gallon?"

My dad and I were the only ones laughing, and my mom says, "Don't laugh at his joke, swingingsalmon."

And I heard a bunch of yelling and grunting near the tennis court. I went over there and asked

"What's with all the racket?"

Girlfriend: "We need to get to the tennis court before it opens."

Me: "Why so early?"

Girlfriend: "It's first come first serve."

I was having dinner with my family when I remembered a joke from this sub. I thought, "Hey, I could get a couple groans from this."

Me: "Why should you always arrive at the tennis court before it opens?"

Dad: "Why?"

Me: "First come, first serve."

Everyone gave a slight chuckle after that.

Dad: "So if you're all alone, would it be self-service?"

I was so stunned by how clever he out-dadjoked me.

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