What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderkc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A tennis player is walking off the court and a guys asks him β€œWhat’s that in your pocket?” The player replies β€œtennis balls” . . .

The guy says β€œWell if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!!”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What do you drink while watching the lizards that live in the middle of tennis courts race their cars over rough terrain?

Net newt rally tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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My mom and I were talking about new tennis courts in our town...

She drew the layout, and each side had four courts. She said, "We're going to have the courts like, this: a court here, a court here-" Then my dad says, "So, if you have four quarts, will you have a gallon?"

My dad and I were the only ones laughing, and my mom says, "Don't laugh at his joke, swingingsalmon."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwingingSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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I was at the park the other day

And I heard a bunch of yelling and grunting near the tennis court. I went over there and asked

"What's with all the racket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leaderrzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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It was way to early for this.

Girlfriend: "We need to get to the tennis court before it opens."

Me: "Why so early?"

Girlfriend: "It's first come first serve."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottBIGG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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So my dad out-dadjoked me today...

I was having dinner with my family when I remembered a joke from this sub. I thought, "Hey, I could get a couple groans from this."

Me: "Why should you always arrive at the tennis court before it opens?"

Dad: "Why?"

Me: "First come, first serve."

Everyone gave a slight chuckle after that.

Dad: "So if you're all alone, would it be self-service?"

I was so stunned by how clever he out-dadjoked me.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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what do you call a woman who can stretch her legs across a tennis court?

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Anette

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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What's the name of that girl in the middle of the tennis court?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

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