Never marry a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
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︎ May 18 2021
Why do tennis players make terrible partners?
Because to them, love means nothing
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Sean Connery was making a tennis date with a lady friend.
He asks her "what time would you like to meet?"
She says "Tennish"
He says, "I know but what time?"
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Why do tennis players bounce the ball ?
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︎ May 21 2021
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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︎ May 17 2021
Couples Tennis is a joint effort
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︎ May 30 2021
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I just returned from my MIL's funeral, she was hit on the head during a tennis match & killed
It was a lovely service...
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend
Love meant nothing to her.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
A tennis ball bounces into a bar.
Before anyone else says anything, it said,
"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I haven't lost a game of tennis in over a decade.
I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Put on some tennis shoes
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︎ Feb 06 2020
My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Did you hear they came up with a new version of tennis?
They're calling it elevennis.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
They have a high rate of return
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︎ Jun 08 2020
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you donβt need...
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︎ May 27 2020
To keep fit, Iβve taken up quiet tennis.
Itβs like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I want to play tennis, but my tennis glove is torn.
I guess Iβll have to settle for bad mitten.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Her: Iβm done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!
Me: Iβm only forty, love.
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︎ May 15 2020
Tennis Factory
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︎ Jan 15 2020
If Catholic holy women wear Converse tennis shoes...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, βWhatβs your favourite planet?β
Her: Itβs Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
When's the best time to play tennis?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
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︎ Jan 24 2020
A large cat just carried off one of my tennis shoes!
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??
Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.
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︎ May 31 2020
Tennis champion right here
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Be careful of dating a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why shouldn't you date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Never fall for a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why do tennis players have a high divorce rate?
Love means nothing to them
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why should you never date a tennis pro?
Because love means nothing to them.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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︎ May 17 2020
I had a game of quiet tennis today
Itβs just like regular tennis but without the racket
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︎ Aug 12 2019
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