"You're a pizza sheet"
To me this was the moment I knew my girlfriend was a pun master.
Going to the kitchen to grab some more food, my girlfriend happened to be standing there. As a was scooping seconds of dinner she said something and I said one second.. She said "no seconds" as the scoop hit the plate and the words left my mouth.. Two puns at once! I was impressed and amazed needed to post it.
"I never understood what you saw in him"
That was such an awesome sneak in the script ! Props to Melissa for playing along...
Playing soccer with my 8 year old brother (I'm sortve like an uncle to him) when he then says his eye is hurting.
Me: Really are you okay?
Him: Yeah it's alright. It happens sometimes when I'm reading and i can't make out the words.
Me: (thinking he may have dyslexia) Oh really, what happens to the words when you try to read them?
Him: I can't read them. Sometimes words just moosh together, like "they" and "are" become one word, it's weird.
Me: Maybe you just have conjunctivitis!
XD
(Then had to explain what "conjunctivitis" and a "conjunction" is - still a win in my books)
top tier shitpost incoming
SCOUT AND MISS PAULING ARE LITERALLY ON AN EXPIRATION DATE IN WHICH BOTH OF THEM ARE IN GREAT PERIL
THE EXPIRATION DATE ALSO REFERS TO THE BREAD AND THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A SHORT TIME TO LIVE
SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE
Being second banana means that you're not as important as the "top banana" (i.e. Heavy lost)
BUT ALSO
It's the second banana added to the game after the Potassium Bonnett
My wife and I have been binging older seasons, and it dawned on me that she is always showing everyone "Who's The Boss", and she is also "Judge Judy".
Groan-worthy, dad joke puns. Yes, I know.
