I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
I’m expecting a long sentence
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.
There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
He won't be allowed to court anyways
A fish goes to court for murder
The fish is found “gill”ty
What does a lawyer wear to court
Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella
r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
Mario in court
Judge :I order you to pay 10,000$
Mario: why
Judge: it’s a fine
Mario : no itsa not
I didn’t come up with this just thought it was funny
Why was Helium in court?
He broke the law of gravity
Why was the chicken held in contempt of court?
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
[In court] Judge: After seeing all the evidence, I am sending you to jail.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
Judge: Order in the court!
Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries
My Chinese friend has to go to court,
But I will fetch Himalaya
What do police officers wear to court?
The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
So far, their decisions have been ruthless.
What do you call the court jester who ate too much at the king's banquet?
There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."
"You are now relieved of duty!"
The Energizer bunny’s wife is taking him to court.
He’s charged with battery
A couple is divorcing in court, and they are fighting for custody of their only child:
The woman tries to pity the judge:
-Judge, I carried this child 9 months in my belly, it is the flesh of my flesh and it comes directly to me!
The judge is moved and says:
-Right mam, but now, lets listen to your husband's arguments.
The man prefers to use his pragmatic side, and says:
-Judge, when I put my coin in the vending machine,Is the can mine or is it to the machine?
Who keeps order in the food court?
Energizer has to appear before court
They were convicted for a case of battery
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
I got in trouble for making someone laugh in Court
Got charged with man's laughter
After a lengthy court battle with British Airways Luggage Handlers...
I lost a court case against a fabric softener
I fought Lenor and Lenor won!
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...
A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.
what do you call a woman who can stretch her legs across a tennis court?
Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the King farted ?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
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