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A list of puns related to "Supreme Court"

I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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👤︎ u/dudefaceguy_
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.

Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.

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👤︎ u/Somethinggood4
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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👤︎ u/BornOfAVegan
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...

They will be ruthless.

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...

Ruthless

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👤︎ u/MacSteele13
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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👤︎ u/Tjc72006
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

So far, their decisions have been ruthless.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
📅︎ May 07 2020
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The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down

The debate was Ruthless.

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👤︎ u/stretch85
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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👤︎ u/knerdypete
📅︎ May 15 2019
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What's the difference between the Supreme Court and Antarctica?

One is justice, the other is just ice.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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What will happen to the Supreme Court once Justice Bader Ginsburg dies?

It will become Ruthless.

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👤︎ u/FadeWalker
📅︎ May 20 2016
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Trump chose a Supreme Court nominee from Bethesda...

Do you think there will be any Fallout?

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👤︎ u/Gonzurra
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I've been told I have a Supreme Court figure.

No appeal

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Apple CEO: We Will Take This iPhone Case to the Supreme Court
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👤︎ u/ghostinahumanshape
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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Supreme Court Teeth-Whitening Case... reuters.com/article/2014/…
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👤︎ u/heinz_ketchup_32
📅︎ Oct 30 2014
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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

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👤︎ u/dude108
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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If a member of the Supreme Court started authoring rulings in iambic pentameter, he would be a poetic justice.
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👤︎ u/cassius3000
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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Concerning the FBI/Apple iPhone case going to the supreme court...

I don't understand: iPhone cases don't cost more than $50. Why does one need to go to the supreme court?

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👤︎ u/kilogram007
📅︎ Feb 26 2016
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