I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
What do you call a bee that is from the United States
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
Watt is the unit of power?
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the Spanish–American War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
What was the 16th president of the United States told before the dinner party?
Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
The United States Postal Service got jokes
I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...
There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.
The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
So far, their decisions have been ruthless.
What's the opposite of Manchester United?
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
We need to add three more states to the United States of America
53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
If the United States annexed all of Canada and multiplied it’s area by two, what would you get?
My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.
Someone has been cutting corners.
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming “Mickey Mouse”!
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”
Which branch of military is the most patriotic in the United States?
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
what do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the united states?
The United States is a cancer.
Its birthday is July 4th.
What's the difference between the Supreme Court and Antarctica?
One is justice, the other is just ice.
If a member of the Supreme Court started authoring rulings in iambic pentameter, he would be a poetic justice.
If someone ever throws something at the President of the United States during an important press conference with other world leaders, what should you scream?
What was the 16th president of the United States told before a dinner party?
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?
The Air Force; they're US AF
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