The supreme court took on a case against a school that eliminated math as a criteria
They had to, there were countless filings
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
Did you ever hear about the police unit that had a drug duck instead of a dog?
It was excellent at detecting quack
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom
Watt is the unit of power?
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
So far, their decisions have been ruthless.
Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?
...cause those hips don’t lie
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?
What's the opposite of Manchester United?
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
If a member of the Supreme Court started authoring rulings in iambic pentameter, he would be a poetic justice.
What's the difference between the Supreme Court and Antarctica?
One is justice, the other is just ice.
What will happen to the Supreme Court once Justice Bader Ginsburg dies?
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"
But I came 5th and won a teapot.
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
I’m expecting a long sentence
Did you hear about the guy who took United Airlines to court for losing his luggage?
WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
Apple CEO: We Will Take This iPhone Case to the Supreme Court
In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
What’s the largest superlative of the animal kingdom?
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were down on their luck.
They took one of their prized possessions—The Star of The Empire, one of the worlds largest diamonds—to a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas to ask for a loan.
The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."
Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"
The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are..."
Concerning the FBI/Apple iPhone case going to the supreme court...
I don't understand: iPhone cases don't cost more than $50. Why does one need to go to the supreme court?
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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