Boater says it was an accident. Judge ruled that he did it on porpoise.
Thankfully the horses are in a stable condition.
The judge called it 'Assault with a Dadly Weapon'
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I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
Mitochondrion.
Because it was framed
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
He is now behind gold bars.
Because It was framed.
The powerhouse of the cell
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
For missing its chord appointment.
We have to play something other than monopoly next time
Luckily He got a light sentence
They can always make bale.
Because they’re made of cells
Now he's freelance
Police are saying there is a small medium at large
He'll be the first mumble rapper to finish his sentence
They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.
He mad a meth in the bathroom
A small medium at large
Little girl walks up and shouts “I’m four!”
But apparently you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.
The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.
The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."
I couldn't make bale.
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
It would be a shame if they putt me in there.
The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.
Consider it as being in Sanitary Confinement.
The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.
Bruce Springsteen
Is he out on Bale?
For resisting A Rest
Racketeering
Because it held up a pair of pants!
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
He's a small medium at large
They said it was premeditated
It was charged with battery.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
He was resisting a rest
But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughter’s name is Charity was a big no no.
For resisting a rest
He was charged with battery.
...it was called Prose and Cons.
because he was a bad conductor.
He must be putin jail
He was charged on 10 accounts and had to serve 100 years in jail, it’s a shame he will never finish his sentence.
I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
They're both pretty cool but if you have either of them in a bank you're going to jail.
Islamabad?
There's a small medium at large.
I was arrested for speaking out of line. I was protesting against the injustices facing our community, the harsh taxes and oppressions that have faced my community for years. The cruel and unusual punishments especially. Our town is small and insular, so outside influence is heavily resisted by our small town government, but despite that, my friends and I have pushed on, resisting our mistreatment and misery. But as you know, I was arrested. Surprisingly, I wasn't jailed or executed. I was beaten. They had us in a row, lines up facing our tormentors. The would-be executioners merely thrust their fists upon us. It was brutal. While there, I though to myself, "Huh, I guess this is the punchline."
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.
Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
They hang around bars 24/7.
He was resisting a rest
Too many bars.
My neighbor told the cops that I'm a cereal killer
He said, “Low and be hold.”
Suddenly there was pandemonium everywhere. The guards on duty ushered us out of the gates just as a horde of inmates began climbing over the barrier wall.
One by one they dropped down disappearing into the brush. Just as I looked up, a midget in an orange jumpsuit stuck his tongue out at me and gave me the finger as he came down.
I thought to myself, "Well that's a little con descending."
Apparently he hit “A minor”.
Because he was a cereal killer.
Because he fingered A minor.
I think it was framed.
He was selling quack...
A small medium at large.
She got a full sentence
A small medium at large.
He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own shit.
After that, we never played Monopoly again.
Because it was framed
She got a full sentence.
A small medium at large
...because it was framed.
It was charged with battery.
However, you can't end a sentence with a proposition
Small medium at large.
He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his feces on the wall. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.
A small medium at large
It’s a small medium at large
But you can’t end a sentence with a preposition
